Man, reading back on some of my older stuff, I really feel a sudden surge of uninspiredness. I forgot I could actually be funny at times, even consistently some might think if they perhaps had a brain injury. My curren…
Despite the threats of severe beatings and/or mamings (as compared to minor mamings), I have decided to update this thing. Yeah, you heard me, so prepare your brain and eyes (and auras and whatnot) for the awesomeness o…
I'm a consumer whore. It's true. Let me prove it to you by showing you my (near) daily routine. Upon arriving at my final bus stop, I head to the nearby Albertson's and buy a "Vitamin Water" (With 150% Vitamin C!) for…
So, I just had a very scary thought. "Boy, I'm very tired. I wish I had some Starbucks right now." I'm becoming a typical, over-worked, under-paid, caffeine-guzzling office working. Somebody kill me. In other news,…
Oh my fucking god. I hate MSN (the ISP) with a passion. If I don't sign in, it disconnects me every ten minutes. If I do sign in, it won't stop downloading stuff. And I'm pretty sure it's logging what I type. Piece …