As I sit here in my computer chair, wearing nothing but camouflage pants and a smile, I wonder what I'm going to do with all that stuff in my closet. I'm betting my dad will let me store it in my old room, it doesn't ta…

So. For argument's sake, let's say you're a 30 year old male. For the past 5 years of your life you've been married to a wonderful girl. She can't have kids, but that's okay, because all you need is each other. You'r…

Um, Jesus Christ. Blech.

Anti-Jokes If your neck is red and you live in the South, you might be a Redneck. Q: What's yellow and dangerous? A: Many things. Two muffins are in an oven. Nothing out of the ordinary happens and they cook quite ni…

Okay, here comes forced entry number a billion: I can't think of anything to put here, other than a retraction. Last entry, I said I was underpaid. Honestly, I can't remember why I said it, but I think there was some …