List of things I can do to gain more readership on my blog! 1. Do something really controversial. I was thinking about starting a new Nazi party or something, and that way I can get the hate mail of a thousand angry g…
10 ways to know you're a woman trapped in a man's body: 1. You spend more time doing your hair than fantasising about sex 2. You look at women's clothes and say something that isn't related to sex. 3. You think super mo…
"Raves" for Dummies A Short Essay "Raves" are a scary thing to the outsider. For one who is not experienced in the subculture of a "raver," it can be very intimidating during your first event, especially without anyone…
Anti-Jokes If your neck is red and you live in the South, you might be a Redneck. Q: What's yellow and dangerous? A: Many things. Two muffins are in an oven. Nothing out of the ordinary happens and they cook quite ni…
Okay, here comes forced entry number a billion: I can't think of anything to put here, other than a retraction. Last entry, I said I was underpaid. Honestly, I can't remember why I said it, but I think there was some …